双语笑话|I wasn't asleep 我没睡着

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied^{1. The conductor2 noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his sTOP, he nudged（用肘轻推） him and said: Wake up, sir!}

I wasn't asleep, the man answered.

Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.

I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing^{3 up beside me in a crowded car.}

当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担忧这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：先生，醒醒！
我没睡着。那个男性回答。

没睡着？可是你双眼都闭上了呀？

我了解，我只不过不想看到在拥挤的车上有女性站在我身边而已。